Description

This Mug Speaks for the Sleep-Deprived Masses

Is waking up a constant battle between your snooze button and the urgent need for caffeine? Do you find yourself muttering "I need more coffee" more often than greetings to your loved ones? Then this mug is your spirit animal (or should we say, spirit cup?).

This isn't your average coffee mug – it's a beacon of truth, a silent scream into the void that perfectly encapsulates your current state of being. No more awkward morning explanations, just a bold declaration that fuels your day (quite literally).

Here's why you need this mug:
• Passive-aggressive pick-me-up: Let the world know your dependence on coffee without uttering a word. Subtlety is for chumps, this mug gets straight to the point.
• Conversation starter (or ender): Spark a connection with fellow coffee zombies or politely shut down anyone daring to interrupt your caffeine ritual.
• A bottomless well of encouragement: Every sip is a reminder to keep chugging along, because with more coffee, anything is possible!

This mug is the perfect gift for:
• Yourself (because, duh)
• The chronically sleep-deprived
• Anyone who functions solely on caffeine
• Passive-aggressive gift-givers

So ditch the boring mugs and embrace your coffee dependency. Order yours today!

P.S. We won't judge if you refill this mug a suspicious number of times throughout the day. We've all been there.

This fully-insulated porcelain mug is ideal for your morning brew. Cream and sugar not included.

• Ceramic | Capacity: 11 fl oz
• Dishwasher safe
• Lead and Cadmium free
• Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.